"Ugh, look at her… So pretty and bitchy and more pretty than bitchy. Oh, god, she just zipped his hoodie and fixed his hair. That’s a couple; what they have is real. They’re a couple, Johnny and Cash. Oh, crap. Johnny Cash!! They’re an institution! I never had a chance."

"And do me a favor, love. Put a chocolate aside for Johnny; he loves chocolate. He’ll eat a vanilla if it’s available, but he always goes back to chocolate."